Things and stuff and things and stuff

bipolarqueer:

anything a non binary person does is not binary. showing of cleavage? non binary boobies. lots of make up? non binary beauty. dresses? non binary fancy. stop implying that people aren’t non binary because they won’t buy into the “androgynous masculine” bullshit. a non binary person who doesn’t hide their boobs isn’t mocking you. get over yourself.

(via just-a-nameless-nobody)

chandra-pyromaster:

shingeki—no—friends:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

image

calm down

(via xxchibiworksxx)

fafaya:

THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING

fafaya:

THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING

(via jeanwhoreschtein)

f1rstperson:

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Friend there is a whole song based around this concept.

We where oting opples and bonono’s!

(via marine-c-jones)

fullmetalbaby:

ideal-metaphor:

The one thing that I never fully understood about FMA was the fact that Ed never got a military uniform.  They literally let the little runt wear whatever.

(via jeanwhoreschtein)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via jeanwhoreschtein)

“Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it.”
— Unknown (via miroslav-klose)

(Source: ispeakquotes.com, via i-will-see-you-in-the-future)

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

I’VE BEEN SAYING THUS FOR YEARS!

(via papa-cinnabuns)

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx, via 50shadesofvalentineschocolates)